love you lana xx
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I really hate it when the ice cream truck doesn’t stop in front of my house like excuse you do you know who I am
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taking my bra off after a hard day of having breasts
- friend: someone told me you look like an owl
- me: who?
- the whole class bursts into a roaring flame of laughter. tears start to fall from their eyes from laughing so hard. the principal walks in the room and slaps his knee. the local animals come in and create waves of laughter. god is laughing so hard he cant breathe. jesus starts clapping his hands and cracking up. the laughter dies down after about 2 hours, and everybody goes home with the memory of the funniest joke they've ever heard.
perks of being a girl
- I can think about whatever I want in class without worrying about boners
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Year 2095: Classical Music Concert
- *song plays*
- Band: SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS
